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Post by LoveMusic on Nov 11, 2007 13:26:30 GMT
I need one of those
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2007 16:16:07 GMT
The Spice Girls Tesco Advert is up! It's great!
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Post by Legend on Nov 12, 2007 21:19:57 GMT
The Spice Girls Tesco Advert is up! It's great! Only if by "great" you mean absolutely execrable. I cringed throughout and at one point I was nearly sick. What the FUCK is the demographic they are trying to appeal to? And who writes this shit anyway? FFS you wouldn't know they are in a cut-throat retail battle at the busiest time of the year. Does Dame Shirley Porter still own Tesco's? I hope the cunt goes bust.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2007 22:34:30 GMT
The Spice Girls Tesco Advert is up! It's great! Only if by "great" you mean absolutely execrable. I cringed throughout and at one point I was nearly sick. What the FUCK is the demographic they are trying to appeal to? And who writes this shit anyway? FFS you wouldn't know they are in a cut-throat retail battle at the busiest time of the year. Does Dame Shirley Porter still own Tesco's? I hope the cunt goes bust. I'm so glad that they allow those that Care in The Community failed, access to televisual stimulation in their care homes.
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Post by Legend on Nov 12, 2007 22:58:49 GMT
Only if by "great" you mean absolutely execrable. I cringed throughout and at one point I was nearly sick. What the FUCK is the demographic they are trying to appeal to? And who writes this shit anyway? FFS you wouldn't know they are in a cut-throat retail battle at the busiest time of the year. Does Dame Shirley Porter still own Tesco's? I hope the cunt goes bust. I'm so glad that they allow those that Care in The Community failed, access to televisual stimulation in their care homes. LMFAO at your oh-so-hilarious "comeback" to what was, after all, not a personal attack but legitimate criticism on the subject of this thread. What are you, president of the Spice Girls fan club or something? Furthermore I note you bothered to smite me, you sad case. Dry your eyes, dear, and write a nice letter to the girls telling them their ad is great and they REALLY should release a new album because all your friends will buy it. (rolls eyes)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2007 23:03:34 GMT
I'm so glad that they allow those that Care in The Community failed, access to televisual stimulation in their care homes. LMFAO at your oh-so-hilarious "comeback" to what was, after all, not a personal attack but legitimate criticism on the subject of this thread. What are you, president of the Spice Girls fan club or something? Furthermore I note you bothered to smite me, you sad case. Dry your eyes, dear, and write a nice letter to the girls telling them their ad is great and they REALLY should release a new album because all your friends will buy it. (rolls eyes) Just because it was a legitimate criticism doesn't make it any less shit. I'm not really interested in getting into a slanging match with you, god knows you're forced wit is making me embarrassed on your behalf already, so i'll wish you a merry christmas and say goodbye. Goobye. I still like the advert, and as christmas adverts go, it's quite lovely.
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Nov 13, 2007 0:44:43 GMT
Oi! You two! We don't have any of that shit here. Save it for the Popjustice forums.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Nov 13, 2007 0:54:42 GMT
I love the Tesco advert! It's like the long awaited sequel to Spiceworld: The Movie.
"Tesco has provided me with the world's smallest turkey." - Emma Bunton, 1998
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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 13, 2007 8:53:56 GMT
I rather enjoyed it, although I demand a sequal where Victoria tries to return Emma's lovely piece of clothing, because she prefers something similar in the George range.
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Post by Adrian on Nov 13, 2007 9:48:49 GMT
ASDAS advert on the other hand is shite. It really is. What are those stupid Asda smock-wearing ladies doing? Is it supposed to be a Christmas tree built from Coke bottle and tubs of mayonnaise? It's a rubbish Christmas tree. And why are they taking products off the shelfs which they could be selling? And why are they faffing around building Christmas trees and issuing insults on people's strengths ("I taut you went t'gym every week") when they could be on the fucking checkouts making the queues go faster.
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Post by Steven on Nov 13, 2007 11:53:10 GMT
I love the Tesco advert! It's like the long awaited sequel to Spiceworld: The Movie. That's precisely what I thought when I saw it. I quite like the advert - it's not a revolution but I never expected it to be. Admittedly it fails to provide sufficent suspension of disbelief that Victoria would ever shop in Tesco, but it's perfectly serviceable as a Christmas advert. It's just a shame that they shoot their load too soon with the "hiding" gags, because Victoria's is clearly the only one that had any thought put into it, and hers is the first one. That said, Mel B in the Optimus Prime mask is great, as is Geri ducking under the checkout passing up High School Musical dolls and her clubcard.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2007 12:36:46 GMT
ASDAS advert on the other hand is shite. It really is. What are those stupid Asda smock-wearing ladies doing? Is it supposed to be a Christmas tree built from Coke bottle and tubs of mayonnaise? It's a rubbish Christmas tree. And why are they taking products off the shelfs which they could be selling? And why are they faffing around building Christmas trees and issuing insults on people's strengths ("I taut you went t'gym every week") when they could be on the fucking checkouts making the queues go faster. I think that they're meant to be making a snowman, but all I can think of is that the stuff they take out of the freezer can't be sold now, and with Tescos global domination nearing ever closer, now is not the time to be wasting profits.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2007 17:16:13 GMT
I do hate the Sommerfield adverts with a passion. I don't think they have any idea of who shops in their supermarkets. I.E. Those forced to. It's awful.
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Post by thelovelykate on Nov 13, 2007 17:51:46 GMT
I'm not a massive fan of the Spice Girls Tesco advert but it's nowhere near as bad as it could have been. I do like the bit where Posh 'hides' in front of the TV. Good hiding and a nice reminder that she's more famous than all the others.
Emma loses points for those hideous jumpers though.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Nov 15, 2007 10:54:15 GMT
Is it just me, or is Lulu much more Scottish in that Morrisons advert? I'm sure she used to be one of those people who goes on about being Scottish but has no trace of the accent. In fact didn't she have a bit of an LA drawl? Maybe she's been watching too much River City on digital. Denise aside, none of the Morrisons celebrities are all that likable.
The Asda advert is fucking terrible. Must it look so cheap? It had to be pointed out to me that it was meant to be a Snowman, and usually I excel at spotting Snowmen. At least it's not destroying Julie Walters like when they stuck her in a cheapo Fairy outfit a few years back.
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Post by Merce on Nov 15, 2007 11:37:05 GMT
Is it just me, or is Lulu much more Scottish in that Morrisons advert? I'm sure she used to be one of those people who goes on about being Scottish but has no trace of the accent. In fact didn't she have a bit of an LA drawl? Lulus accent has always been erratic. If she's talking to someone from anywhere other than Scotland it takes on a mid-atlantic drawl, first championed by Sheena Easton and Jim Kerr. However, if the person she's speaking to on the telly box is from Scotland she suddenly sounds like a cross between Rab C Nesbitt and Paulo Nutini....
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Post by jamiek on Nov 15, 2007 12:11:52 GMT
Lulu is that perfect mixture of cockney and Scottish when she needs to be:
'I was going up Cilla's apple and pears to get a cup of Rosie Lee when I thought to myself 'I'm just a bloody wee lassie called Marie fae Glesga!'
It normally depends which region she's appearing in at the time - it's her party piece on Parkinson
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Post by coxy1979 on Nov 15, 2007 12:41:51 GMT
I love the M&S one with Banderas in it, even though all the clothes are bloody horrendous...
As for Argos, every time I hear "It's beginning to look a lot like Cris-muss" I have to leave the room. IT IS ON ALL THE TIME!!!!
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Post by scallywagxx1 on Nov 15, 2007 12:53:47 GMT
The Asda advert is fucking terrible. Must it look so cheap? It had to be pointed out to me that it was meant to be a Snowman, and usually I excel at spotting Snowmen. At least it's not destroying Julie Walters like when they stuck her in a cheapo Fairy outfit a few years back. There's still time for them to destroy Julie Walters this Chrimbo dont worry, they were filming her advert in the Asda near me a couple of weeks ago. I am kind of hoping i'll appear in the background of the ad as I was loitering around near the cameras trying to look fetching whilst perusing the shelves. Fingers crossed!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2007 15:29:20 GMT
The Asda advert is fucking terrible. Must it look so cheap? It's ASDA.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2007 20:51:28 GMT
The Asda advert is fucking terrible. Must it look so cheap? It had to be pointed out to me that it was meant to be a Snowman, and usually I excel at spotting Snowmen. At least it's not destroying Julie Walters like when they stuck her in a cheapo Fairy outfit a few years back. There's still time for them to destroy Julie Walters this Chrimbo dont worry, they were filming her advert in the Asda near me a couple of weeks ago. I am kind of hoping i'll appear in the background of the ad as I was loitering around near the cameras trying to look fetching whilst perusing the shelves. Fingers crossed! Just been on, horrendous. Poor Julie.
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Post by Joel on Nov 16, 2007 8:17:20 GMT
Hang on, that stack of shit in Asda is supposed to be a snowman? I have to look more closely. I just get upset by the fact that the top of the stack is bottles of ketchup and jars of mayonnaise, but the bottom is crisps. That's just not good sense.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Nov 16, 2007 12:06:59 GMT
DISASDA: SHOPPERS KILLED IN SNOWMAN COLLAPSE HORROR
I've just seen the Julie Walters advert. It is rubbish but at least it doesn't destroy her quite as much as the one a few years ago. Apparently 'there's no place like ASDA this Christmas'. Cancel the trip to Disneyland Paris.
It is a bit dull that all the main Supermarket adverts feature celebrities pissing about in the aisles or spitting all over the ingredients in their pukka kitchens.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2007 22:10:42 GMT
The Coco Cola Holidays are coming adverts are being brought back, and launching tomorrow. Apparently because so many people use them as a marker for when the holidays start, and not apparently, because they're too cheap to produce new adverts like M&S.
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Post by bauerbotherer on Nov 21, 2007 13:44:18 GMT
Holidays are coming, holidays are coming - right in the middle of Everybody Loves Raymond this morning - hurrah!!!
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