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Post by Robbing the Dead on Oct 15, 2005 14:56:15 GMT
If you clean pennys it emmits a toxic gas. Barry now suffers from seizures and short term memory loss.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Oct 15, 2005 15:05:07 GMT
I have only just relaised how hilarious this photo is!
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Post by Ugly Netty on Oct 17, 2005 10:32:29 GMT
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Post by QuincyMD on Oct 18, 2005 14:59:50 GMT
I just saw this last night and was going to come on here and say it was the worst thing I've ever seen, but somebody beat me to it.
..and there are more adverts other than the Breasts one?
I shop at Iceland, their deals are great, even if they do involve peas.
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Post by toby3000 on Oct 21, 2005 0:01:04 GMT
There are at least 3 of them.
And she not pregant it was all an attempt to get headlines a hilarious joke.
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Post by jamie on Oct 22, 2005 17:16:52 GMT
If you clean pennys it emmits a toxic gas. Barry now suffers from seizures and short term memory loss. Thanks to the guardian guide today I found out that Barry Scott isn't even his real name.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Oct 23, 2005 14:01:18 GMT
Scandalous!
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Nov 9, 2005 10:25:22 GMT
Her choice not to even speak English in the ad is a bold move.
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Post by zaffra on Nov 9, 2005 12:32:40 GMT
I like the christmas ad, especially her dancing in eskimo boots in the background.
I think Iceland and Argos should get together, Kerry could marry Zak and make ad lands number one celebrity couple. It would be high-larious.
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Post by QuincyMD on Nov 9, 2005 15:27:39 GMT
Zak would seem to have gone from the Argos christamas adverts.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Nov 9, 2005 17:46:50 GMT
Zak would seem to have gone from the Argos christamas adverts. Our profits are down, perhaps we can't afford him any more. We could probably get Kerry though. Give her a free toaster or something.
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Post by klee on Nov 10, 2005 8:34:12 GMT
Our profits are down, perhaps we can't afford him any more. We could probably get Kerry though. Give her a free toaster or something. In more boring news: Argos changed ad agencies recently so some pony-tailed Quentin will be 're-visioning the creative'. I only saw these adverts the other day. I don't like brunette Kerry. She looks like Hamble from Playschool.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Nov 11, 2005 14:49:39 GMT
I like the Christmas ad, but everyone knows in reality on Christmas day she will be sitting in front on the fire, pissed on brandy, and burning magazine cut-outs of Delta.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Nov 12, 2005 20:04:14 GMT
Also, listen to the way she says "King prawn ring". It sounds like she is trying to do a Chinese accent. Racist bint!
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Post by bittersweet on Nov 12, 2005 20:50:40 GMT
Iceland is the trailer park trash mums choice of shopping venue, and so Kerry is definitely the perfect odious frontwoman for it. Its a perfect match.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Nov 12, 2005 23:39:03 GMT
I like the Christmas ad, but everyone knows in reality on Christmas day she will be sitting in front on the fire, pissed on brandy, and burning magazine cut-outs of Delta. I'd be surprised if she's waited until Christmas to start the boozing and the burning.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Nov 13, 2005 1:35:49 GMT
I like the Christmas ad, but everyone knows in reality on Christmas day she will be sitting in front on the fire, pissed on brandy, and burning magazine cut-outs of Delta. I'd be surprised if she's waited until Christmas to start the boozing and the burning. Yes, I agree, but I suspect at Christmas she will be particularly bitter. I can see her now, sitting by the fire, glass of brandy in one hand, photo of Delta in the other, smashed framed photos of her and Brian on the floor; The stereo plays Atomic Kitten's Whole Again. On the floor lie the remains of two Cadbury Christmas Selection boxes.
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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 13, 2005 9:18:47 GMT
I'd be surprised if she's waited until Christmas to start the boozing and the burning. Yes, I agree, but I suspect at Christmas she will be particularly bitter. I can see her now, sitting by the fire, glass of brandy in one hand, photo of Delta in the other Brandy??? Kerry doesn't strike me as a brandy girl, more a 12 pack of the cheapest cider on offer.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Nov 13, 2005 19:32:50 GMT
Yes I was thinking that, but brandy is more festive. I forgot to ad the five empty Skol cans on the floor.
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Post by Bridgey on Nov 13, 2005 19:41:04 GMT
Does Iceland have a healthy options range? *fears teh Kerry does Kill Bill homages*
Bridgey xxx
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Nov 13, 2005 23:30:20 GMT
They aren't her kids are they? I mean her real kids can't be that literate. "Mum, they're here!"
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Post by SweatShop on Nov 14, 2005 18:06:58 GMT
I don't think she has QUITE that many Mr RTD.
Despite the fact that over a period of time I believe she will become a human baby machine and all the sprogs will be fed and nurtured on a highly nutricious diet of Iceland food.
She's probably paid in food.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Nov 15, 2005 20:41:57 GMT
She gets to do a weekly trolley dash around an Iceland store of her choice. She likes the store at Slough since they moved the Microchips next to the Alcohol Section.
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Post by Becky on Nov 16, 2005 8:19:42 GMT
Mark Lamar did the Kerry facial expressions on Never Mind The Buzzcocks on Monday.
I hadnt noticed the king prawn ring bit before but it definitely is different to how she says anything else.
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Post by Adrian on Nov 16, 2005 9:06:57 GMT
I love Kerry Katona. Faces! Silly pronunciation! Dancing like a loon! Passing crap takeaway food off as haute cuisine! What's not to love?
I also love Iceland but then I cook like a single mother (I'm just missing the little Bethany-Bree and Jason-Romeo).
A
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