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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Nov 16, 2005 9:25:23 GMT
The dancing at the end of the King Prawn Ring ad doesn't do her any favours. And when the guy whose hair has been straightened to within an inch of its life says "loooooooking goooooood Kerry!" he really couldn't be more wrong.
I actually can't wait to see the ad again to hear the Chinese accent. I'd love to hear her talking about Spaghetti Bolognaise, Chicken Tikka Masala, Sushi and Frankfurters, all at the same time.
As an aside, someone was telling me that years ago, Iceland was first off the mark with organic food and the like, but lost loads of money on it so went down the frozen Sara Lee gateaux road instead.
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Post by klee on Nov 16, 2005 16:37:15 GMT
I love the way that over the course of this thread Kerry Katona has gradually been transformed into Mel B from Bo Selecta.
Adrian: cooking like a single mother? Tut tut. Well, I suppose it's on par with cooking like a vegetarian lesbian with control issues.
What will Kerry's kids be buying her for Christmas though? Perhaps a special new perfume that makes her smell of fried food?
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Post by Ceeb on Nov 16, 2005 21:36:11 GMT
I love the way that over the course of this thread Kerry Katona has gradually been transformed into Mel B from Bo Selecta. "Iceland - it does fookin' brilliant Crap Paste"
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Post by Joel on Nov 22, 2005 20:28:55 GMT
I hadn't noticed before that she's got a table that's about thirty-four square feet, groaning under the weight of sausage rolls and 'pop-pop chicken', and her concession to the fact that really, in this day and age, children shouldn't be growing up with scurvy?
One glass with celery sticks in it.
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Post by raspberry on Nov 23, 2005 12:44:03 GMT
half her house is taken up by that table by the looks of things
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Post by QuincyMD on Dec 6, 2005 15:09:50 GMT
Following the weekend newspaper allegations about Kerry, can I now pop into Iceland and get 3 wraps of cocaine for £5?
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Post by rigtron on Dec 8, 2005 16:58:37 GMT
Around my way shes known as Kerry chipshop. Is this the same girl?
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Dec 9, 2005 18:42:48 GMT
Yes! Another new ad!
The stare she gives the guy at the end is sooo utterly terrible.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Dec 9, 2005 23:49:21 GMT
The marketing people behind this now seem to have gone for the "Look we've paid her and no matter how bad the ads are we're going to get our money's worth" approach.
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Post by klee on Dec 13, 2005 13:41:13 GMT
After watching Kerry gurn her way through the latest 'Iceland Mum' masterpiece (wonder if she got the three children for a fiver), my flatmate and I were wondering "where now for Kerry?"
It came to us in a flash. She'd be the perfect new recruit to the chip shop in Corrie. She could even do her high-larious 'King Prawn Ring' impression at the owner.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Dec 13, 2005 14:14:42 GMT
Let's hope they don't feature Chicken Chow Mein in any of the forthecoming ads.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Dec 14, 2005 1:35:05 GMT
After watching Kerry gurn her way through the latest 'Iceland Mum' masterpiece (wonder if she got the three children for a fiver), my flatmate and I were wondering "where now for Kerry?" Well given that she's just split from her boyfriend she's off to OK magazine to whine about it for bit.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Dec 14, 2005 9:45:47 GMT
Her boobs are just OBSCENE in the latest ad!
Iceland is blatantly engaged in a porn-off with M&S. People may claim in public that they prefer the M&S ads, but if human nature prevails, it's Kerry's skanky, low budget, gonzo approach that is really doing it for them.
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Post by trixie on Dec 15, 2005 12:03:25 GMT
She looks very pretty in them, but gosh they are devastatingly brilliantly awful!
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Post by SweatShop on Dec 15, 2005 14:21:37 GMT
My mother exclaims in a sort of "I can't stand it anymore" manner whenever the adverts come on:
"Oh, she's such a chav!"
Well.... it is Iceland. I love the latest one with the turkey joints. It's basically "i'm so thick I can't cook a turkey, so i'll just have one out a packet. From Iceland. Yum."
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Post by Joel on Dec 16, 2005 18:59:12 GMT
Oh god, I just realised that her big table of Christmas food looks exactly like the food they have in You Are What You Eat, where The Zombie Nutrionist says 'This is what you eat in a week you hideous fat monster, and it's why your heart is shutting down and your shit is like honeycomb.'
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Post by Geo on Dec 17, 2005 11:24:44 GMT
So is anyone having pop-pop chicken and king prawn ring at xmas..
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Post by klee on Dec 17, 2005 14:45:55 GMT
So is anyone having pop-pop chicken and king prawn ring at xmas.. Yes, and I'm having an impacted colon for New Year. Iceland's 2006 ad campaign: 'Dr' Gillian McKeith and Kerry Katona wrestling in a vat of miso soup.
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Post by zaffra on Dec 19, 2005 16:52:04 GMT
Iceland's 2006 ad campaign: 'Dr' Gillian McKeith and Kerry Katona wrestling in a vat of miso soup. Make it Baked Beans (Healthy and on special offer), and have Kerry kick the shit out of McKeith. As long as Kerry does a funny little victory dance at the end it'll be a winner.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Dec 19, 2005 22:50:22 GMT
I don't know how people can take nutrition advice from Gillian McKeith when she looks like she is dying from dystentery.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Dec 22, 2005 18:34:57 GMT
Exclusive! Kerry lands new job in pop-pop chicken
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Post by Becky on Jan 13, 2006 11:23:07 GMT
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Jan 13, 2006 11:43:17 GMT
Silly bint.
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Post by jamie on Jan 13, 2006 11:53:27 GMT
In heat they had a great Kerry spot -
Kerry Katona screaming "you fucking slag" at a former friend at the FX Bar in Warrington, before being dragged away.
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Post by skunkey1 on Jan 21, 2006 22:00:39 GMT
I dont give a shit how bad the ad is i would still like to through her down and fuck her tits
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