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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 24, 2007 18:27:45 GMT
(Allegedly).
See I loved the utter cheapness, but then I quite like the chocolate in rubbish advent calendars too. I like how My Mark isn't deemed good enough for Iceland though, since I'm guessing that fittish guy serving them was meant to be Kerry's fella.
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Post by georgie on Sept 25, 2007 9:37:20 GMT
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Post by Joel on Sept 25, 2007 23:39:37 GMT
What is wrong with the woman? Either start using contraception or start taking it up the arse. Or both. No more babies, Kerry! Maybe she still can't afford condoms. This is the woman who was so poor she had to sell her parrot to buy Tampax, after all.
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Post by jetsetwilly on Sept 26, 2007 7:36:27 GMT
The cover of OK has a picture of Kerry with a caption: "Oh no! I'm pregnant again!".
Good of the magazine to do the readers' thinking for them.
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Post by pauliepoos on Sept 26, 2007 10:04:47 GMT
I don't think Max works for her anymore. I don't know if it's to do with finance (she isn't earning and he was working overtime to spin the bad news stories) or if he just jumped the ship along with the rest of the rats.
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Post by Steven on Sept 26, 2007 10:31:13 GMT
The cover of OK has a picture of Kerry with a caption: "Oh no! I'm pregnant again!".I wish they'd done it as a Lolkatona macro.
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Post by klee on Sept 26, 2007 11:37:17 GMT
Like this, maybe...?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2007 15:00:42 GMT
He is. He's always on the bloody phone or in person on some god awful show telling us about her terrible life. Doesn't she now allegedly owe £750,000 to the taxman? Who knew the tax rate could go above 100%.
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Post by klee on Sept 26, 2007 15:02:33 GMT
Not when you're getting in the region of half of that per Iceland commercial.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Sept 27, 2007 11:40:38 GMT
The cover of OK has a picture of Kerry with a caption: "Oh no! I'm pregnant again!".Seriously, how was this headline a good idea?! I hope that, now the miscarriage announcement has turned out to be incorrect, she doesn't keep this particular press clipping for her baby when it's older.
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Post by [james] on Sept 27, 2007 13:04:10 GMT
I saw it in Spar yesterday and burst out laughing. Either Kerry's trying to be ironic and 'knowing' or she pissed off one of the Copy Editors. It battled 'Squashed By Flying Sex Pest' for my favourite headline of the day.
She's now officially the most fertile woman in all the land if she can miscarry and still have a baby. Her womb, much like her career, seems to defy logic.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2007 14:02:11 GMT
I saw it in Spar yesterday and burst out laughing. Either Kerry's trying to be ironic and 'knowing' or she pissed off one of the Copy Editors. It battled 'Squashed By Flying Sex Pest' for my favourite headline of the day. She's now officially the most fertile woman in all the land if she can miscarry and still have a baby. Her womb, much like her career, seems to defy logic. I bow to you sir.
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Post by zaffra on Sept 27, 2007 16:24:00 GMT
Langoustines don't taste anything like 'big posh' prawns.
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Sept 30, 2007 13:19:11 GMT
Her womb, much like her career, seems to defy logic. She must be related to the Barnes family from Chester.
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Post by LoveMusic on Oct 1, 2007 9:23:50 GMT
There is a radio advert, which offers an trolley dash round iceland.
Amazingly, my dad and i both said at the same time 'that would be worth a tenner'
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Post by Steven on Oct 12, 2007 11:48:24 GMT
I thought it a tad ironic that they played an Iceland ad in the middle of How Toxic Are You? last night.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2007 9:32:25 GMT
I suffered the horrific radio advert where Kerry screams "It's a dash love! Dash!", she sounds a lot more common than she used to.
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Post by Bridgey on Oct 17, 2007 10:30:52 GMT
Kerry Katona was on GMTV this morning which I avoided but did anybody catch it?
Bridgey xxx
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Post by georgie on Oct 17, 2007 12:37:18 GMT
Kerry Katona was on GMTV this morning which I avoided but did anybody catch it? Bridgey xxx No but I wish I had, is it true she looked unwashed and spent the entire interview gurning with her chin going one way and tongue another?
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Post by dirtypop on Oct 17, 2007 12:53:11 GMT
Kerry Katona was on GMTV this morning which I avoided but did anybody catch it? Bridgey xxx I saw it but didn't really pay attention until she said that people had accused her of doing something filthy round the back of Tesco and she said people should give her some credit and at least say it was round the back of Iceland. Classy. Yes she generally looked pretty unwashed and skank.
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Post by richdidnt on Oct 17, 2007 13:38:39 GMT
She was there to plug her new fiction book, about a WAG who returns home to live with her family of wasters and criminals. She also told Andrew that she has no plans to speak to her mother any more and she would never take her children there as she is a coke addict (her mother not Kerry). She is also glad to have discovered that the reason for all her troubles is the fact that she is bi-polar and is very happy with her boyfriend. She also didn't do anything naughty in the back of tesco's, she would only do that sort of thing in iceland.
I think Andrew fancied her as he grabbed her and got her to sit next to him when the interview finished as he felt lonely(Fiona is off saving disabled Tanzanians this week). To be honest she didn't come across that bad in the interview, she was willing to talk about everything except Brian McFadden who she couldn't mention for legal reasons. She hasn't aged well though.
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Post by Steven on Oct 17, 2007 13:53:58 GMT
[ot]But who will save the disabled Tanzanians from Fiona?[/ot]
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Post by Bridgey on Oct 17, 2007 15:44:55 GMT
[ot]But who will save the disabled Tanzanians from Fiona?[/ot] I thought it was the Rwandans, or maybe I'm confusing her with Paris Hilton. Nevertheless, if Fiona feels so inspired by the child she sponsored, she can just stay there. *end of casual racism/bitchiness* Bridgey xxx
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Post by jetsetwilly on Oct 17, 2007 16:42:22 GMT
She is also glad to have discovered that the reason for all her troubles is the fact that she is bi-polar Aren't bipolar sufferers characterized by moments of staggering genius and euphoria balanced by depression i.e. Stephen Fry or Carrie Fisher? In which case I have to disagree with Kerry's diagnosis. The woman hasn't had a moment of genius, ever (with the possible exception of Right Now, and besides which, I doubt she had any creative input). I feel like duffing up her psychiatrist until he admits it's all a lie.
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Post by username on Oct 17, 2007 17:45:53 GMT
She is also glad to have discovered that the reason for all her troubles is the fact that she is bi-polar Aren't bipolar sufferers characterized by moments of staggering genius and euphoria balanced by depression i.e. Stephen Fry or Carrie Fisher? In which case I have to disagree with Kerry's diagnosis. The woman hasn't had a moment of genius, ever (with the possible exception of Right Now, and besides which, I doubt she had any creative input). I feel like duffing up her psychiatrist until he admits it's all a lie. my boyrfreind is bipolar, not too sure about the moments of genius, although he did manage to get 3 Cs @ A level even though he didnt turn up 4 his exams, he did however go on a lot of shopping sprees,and get himself in abit of debt
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