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Post by Joel on Oct 17, 2007 18:53:46 GMT
She is also glad to have discovered that the reason for all her troubles is the fact that she is bi-polar Aren't bipolar sufferers characterized by moments of staggering genius and euphoria balanced by depression i.e. Stephen Fry or Carrie Fisher? In which case I have to disagree with Kerry's diagnosis. The woman hasn't had a moment of genius, ever (with the possible exception of Right Now, and besides which, I doubt she had any creative input). I feel like duffing up her psychiatrist until he admits it's all a lie. I did like when she pwned Sherrie Hewson on Loose Women. Hewson was all 'page 3 girls will never amount to anything' and Kerry was all, 'my topless pictures got me in Atomic Kitten, I never sang or danced, and now I'm a millionaire!' Although, given the long run, perhaps Hewson wins.
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Post by Bridgey on Oct 17, 2007 19:53:13 GMT
She is also glad to have discovered that the reason for all her troubles is the fact that she is bi-polar Aren't bipolar sufferers characterized by moments of staggering genius and euphoria balanced by depression i.e. Stephen Fry or Carrie Fisher? Ummm...what about her countless OK! covers about engagements and the pregnancies? They're moments of staggering euphoria. Bridgey xxx
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Post by LoveMusic on Oct 18, 2007 10:39:50 GMT
I always find it strange that people like Kerry and Britney manage to exist, when other people can make tiny mistakes and die and yet they have survived everything.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Oct 18, 2007 10:51:49 GMT
Do you think they'll survive the apocalypse? Imagine a world rebuilt by Kerry and Britney. (Fiona is off saving disabled Tanzanians this week). Oh Christ I've seen a bit of that. She's doing her best Princess Di impression and hugging everyone (over emphasising the fact that she's doing this and doesn't think they're disease ridden like it's still the 1970s and she's breaking down a big social stigma by squeezing everyone extra tight and smiling lots) whilst wearing white denim. It's so patronising, She keeps going on about how everyone she meets is so happy and proud in this condescending tone. And to top it all off the segments are called "Finding Neema", because the girl who she's been so kindly sponsoring for the past two years has a name that sounds a bit like a Disney Fish.
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Post by pauliepoos on Oct 21, 2007 15:25:49 GMT
There's a very well observed article in today's Sunday Times on Kerry's new novel, and a spoof article too, which can be found !!!here!!!
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Post by longsnakemoan on Oct 28, 2007 11:32:49 GMT
Who is that bloke cunt in the advert. I hate him.
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Post by audrey notwhatsheusedtobe on Oct 29, 2007 11:39:44 GMT
Who is that bloke cunt in the advert. I hate him. It's like they're trying to imply that he's Kerry's boyfriend or something. Maybe some old taxi driver bloke isn't deemed 'aspirational' enough by the advertisers. However, it would be more accurate in terms of both Kerry's choice of hapless walking spermbank and the typical Iceland customer.
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Post by Steven on Nov 4, 2007 11:40:18 GMT
The new ad where Kerry reads the "news" is brilliant. I love how the set is a giant king prawn ring, which makes Kerry, of course, the dip in the middle.
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Post by Imaginary Gary on Nov 7, 2007 23:12:47 GMT
I don't get why Colleen has just appeared as Kerry's apparent best friend in these adverts. Is there something I'm missing?
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Post by Robbing the Dead on Nov 8, 2007 1:16:51 GMT
The new Christmas one is so annoying. "Traditional filo parcels....". Shut up! And why does her fake-boyfriend insist on doing loads of shit comedy faces?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2007 8:50:56 GMT
I don't get why Colleen has just appeared as Kerry's apparent best friend in these adverts. Is there something I'm missing? Well they did Loose Women together and Colleen had a wedding to pay for.
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Post by zaffra on Nov 8, 2007 14:01:27 GMT
The Prawn Ring anniversary special is to die for, I do hope Kerry is the new face of News at Ten.
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Post by Joel on Nov 9, 2007 8:55:55 GMT
I love how Iceland's idea of a newsreader is basically a sexy secretary from cheap porn, like something Michelle Bass would wear when pouting and rubbing her minky when hosting the Adult Channel.
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Post by jetsetwilly on Nov 9, 2007 9:32:44 GMT
Iceland's idea of a newsreader is the kind of person who would eat Iceland food. You wouldn't catch Moira Stewart chomping on a prawn ring.
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Post by Gordon on Nov 9, 2007 11:22:24 GMT
I can't believe Mark gets paid half of what they earn for those ghastly OK! shoots they do. I loved Katie Price flicking through an issue on her ITV show going "what's druggy saying about me now?"
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Nov 9, 2007 13:50:42 GMT
Iceland's idea of a newsreader is the kind of person who would eat Iceland food. You wouldn't catch Moira Stewart chomping on a prawn ring. Moira shops at Sainsbury's, I have seen her in there.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Nov 10, 2007 11:34:46 GMT
I bet her diet is exclusively Taste The Difference.
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Post by reneem on Nov 11, 2007 1:18:59 GMT
Iceland's idea of a newsreader is the kind of person who would eat Iceland food. You wouldn't catch Moira Stewart chomping on a prawn ring. Yes, but I'm sure she has the occasional fish pie.
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Post by pauliepoos on Nov 12, 2007 21:58:14 GMT
Jason!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give me one good reason for doing that advert and I'll give you ten good reasons for not.
I feel dirty on Kylie's behalf. She's just appeared in as sketch with someone who appears in a Kerry Katona Iceland advert.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2007 22:35:45 GMT
Mortgage to pay.
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Post by tuckerjenkins on Dec 3, 2007 20:13:48 GMT
Surely Kerry's Prawn Ring is the finest double entendre in any advert .
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Dec 3, 2007 21:25:17 GMT
Before Sporty Spice started declaring her love for beef it was.
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Post by Joel on Dec 6, 2007 20:13:37 GMT
In the cake advert, I love how the Nolan (is that one Colleen?) runs off to buy cake, and then Kerry's like 'That's why mums go to Iceland'. To get rid of lingering Nolans?
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Post by raspberry on Dec 6, 2007 21:30:10 GMT
Jason!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give me one good reason for doing that advert and I'll give you ten good reasons for not. A half sister to feed.
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Post by raspberry on Dec 6, 2007 21:31:51 GMT
The new Christmas one is so annoying. "Traditional filo parcels....". Shut up! And why does her fake-boyfriend insist on doing loads of shit comedy faces? Yeah, who does think he is? Sean Same Difference? Saying that, is there a resemblence or am I just imagining things again?
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