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Post by mackenzie on Dec 8, 2007 14:27:21 GMT
The new Christmas one is so annoying. "Traditional filo parcels....". Shut up! And why does her fake-boyfriend insist on doing loads of shit comedy faces? Yeah, who does think he is? Sean Same Difference? Saying that, is there a resemblence or am I just imagining things again? Nope, you are not. I am constantly thinking its him then having to remind myself that I'm being foolish, and that he's better than that. I think it might be the comedy faces, though.
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Post by Anna on Dec 18, 2007 0:44:25 GMT
Did I dream the ad the other night that was Kerry reporting on a 'king prawn ring' special? Apparently it's the 10th anniversary (or something) of the KPR, which warrants a late-night breaking news report from Kerry herself.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2007 0:48:00 GMT
Did I dream the ad the other night that was Kerry reporting on a 'king prawn ring' special? Apparently it's the 10th anniversary (or something) of the KPR, which warrants a late-night breaking news report from Kerry herself. Nope, sadly you did not dream it. Kerry's fishy ring is an advertisement worthy of an OK headline.
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Post by lowculture.co.uk on Dec 18, 2007 9:14:25 GMT
Did I dream the ad the other night that was Kerry reporting on a 'king prawn ring' special? Apparently it's the 10th anniversary (or something) of the KPR, which warrants a late-night breaking news report from Kerry herself. She reports the news from inside a desk shaped like a giant prawn ring.
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Post by Anna on Dec 18, 2007 11:09:41 GMT
It's the prawn of a new era! etc.
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Post by jerriblank on Jan 8, 2008 9:43:12 GMT
Oh dear....
Any bets on who will replace her? More Colleen?
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Post by pauliepoos on Jan 8, 2008 9:46:03 GMT
Jade Goody's got a lot of time on her hands at the moment, and she's cheap.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jan 8, 2008 12:27:20 GMT
She wouldn't eat the frozen curries.
Poor Kerry. This was the nearest she had to her income. I hope the books are selling, otherwise it's of to Lidl.
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Post by LoveMusic on Jan 8, 2008 13:38:32 GMT
I can't believe it went on that long.
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Post by QuincyMD on Jan 8, 2008 15:12:46 GMT
REJOICE REJOICE
I've not set foot in the place since they hired her and am really missing my cheap Cheesecakes and Sausages.
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Post by jerriblank on Jan 8, 2008 17:19:33 GMT
Another shameless cut and paste
I hope it's as eventful as her GMTV interview
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Post by mcqueen on Jan 8, 2008 18:45:00 GMT
Better be in youtube!!!
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Post by raspberry on Jan 8, 2008 19:58:52 GMT
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Post by Joel on Jan 8, 2008 20:22:34 GMT
When did Jordan get that award? Apparently Princess Tiiaaåãmmîi won't be proud of Mummy, only Harvey and Junior.
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Post by Steven on Jan 9, 2008 8:48:31 GMT
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Post by pauliepoos on Jan 9, 2008 13:06:13 GMT
The interview went without any car crash moments, and the highlight had to be Fern telling Kerry "if I was your mother I'd tell you to raise the kids away from the spotlight and just keep your head down, not let a camera crew follow you around every minute of the day" (I paraphrased). They then showed the MTV camera crew who are following Kerry around.
Kerry denied the stories about her being axed from the Iceland adverts, she said she's been clean for 3 years, and she had a friend on who was also a reformed cocaine addict, and who had a black and white flash back to his alcoholic brother.
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Post by Nurse Dunkley on Jan 9, 2008 13:20:23 GMT
Was it Serious Fern And Phil or Jolly Fern And Phil interviewing her?
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Post by pauliepoos on Jan 9, 2008 13:31:05 GMT
They were serious, bordering on stern and solemn.
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Post by Joel on Jan 9, 2008 18:25:07 GMT
Ohhh...I like a bit of Stern Fern.
She's on the front of OK! saying 'I iz give birf live on TV! lol!' Kerry, not Fern.
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Post by pauliepoos on Feb 3, 2008 8:53:52 GMT
A fantastic story about Kerry's christening in the News Of The World today. www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0302_kerry_katona.shtmlMy favourite bit was possibly: "It was almost the scene of an Atomic Kitten reunion—with only Liz McClarnon, Natasha Hamilton and Jenny Frost staying away."
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Post by fezza on Feb 3, 2008 9:12:58 GMT
I have not slept for more than 24 hours with toothache and want to die. However that is hilarious and has made me want to live (and I have an emergency appointment soon).
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Post by Joel on Feb 4, 2008 21:19:23 GMT
Every time I see the MTV advert for Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love with her putting a bra on her head and pretending it's a space helmet, I die a little inside.
That article is really vicious.
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Post by Joel on Feb 26, 2008 18:34:57 GMT
This week's OK magazine:
Kerry Exclusive!
'I don't dip my chips in ketamine.'
Who ever for one single moment suggested that she did?
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Post by Muinimula on Feb 26, 2008 19:09:12 GMT
According to digitalspy, Kerry has hilariously claimed that the current Atomic Kitten reunion, which resulted in a single stalling at number 77, was a flop because she wasn't involved. www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/a90193/katona-blasts-atomic-kitten-reunion.htmlFunny that they only managed to have six top-5 hits once you'd left the band, isn't it, Kerry? How deluded is this woman?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2008 19:35:56 GMT
Well I wish she would. It make her interesting again. I do like how she claims she made Atomic Kitten and that they were nothing without her.
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